Bestowed Box Review + Coupon – September 2015

Bestowed is a snack subscription curated by Heather Bauer, who works with celebrities and actually knows what she is talking about when it comes to healthy food. Each month you are sent an array of treats to then hide from your family, friends, and coworkers. I mean you have got to take care of yourself before you can take care of others right?

 

Cost: $20/Month-to-month, $18/3 months, $17/6 month, $16/a year

 

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Yay it is here!

 

Booster Blendz - Herbal Blend Packet
Booster Blendz – Herbal Blend Packet

 

Booster Blendz – Herbal Blend Packet (2): I am starting to become a fan of products that you can sneak into food you are already eating and make it even better for you. I guess moms have been practicing this secret art for ages and no I am only starting to life the veil of secrecy and do it for myself. Blendz provides all sorts of vitamins, minerals, omegas, and fiber. All organic! So while you may be hiding things in your food like a skilled poisoner, you will not in fact be slipping any to anyone at all!

They say this works well with smoothies… Blended margaritas work right?

 

Coromega - Omega3 Squeeze Pack (Orange)
Coromega – Omega3 Squeeze Pack (Orange)

 

Coromega – Omega3 Squeeze Pack (Orange): Genius! I hate taking vitamins in the morning and it is always a struggle to get me to do it. Usually I will give in to chocolate bribes. However I could totally just squeeze a packet of this as I make my way to work and complain! These packets have 650mg of omega-3 goodness, taste like orange, are free of fishy after taste, and are clinically proven to have a 300% better absorbs ion rate than omega-3 softgels.

Now if they could only make a french fry flavor then I could kill two birds with one stone!

 

GimMe Roasted Seaweed Snacks
GimMe Roasted Seaweed Snacks

 

GimMe Roasted Seaweed Snacks: Surprisingly good! I’ve had seaweed snacks before and they tasted like they were made from mermaid hair, but like, if the mermaid had eaten only cod her whole life. I was actually afraid to try this because of my past bad experiences. I opened the package, didn’t even huff or sniff it least it should steal my courage, and shoved a few pieces into my gob. Wow! Not gross at all. The flavor is light and nutty! Yay!

They  recommend putting a packet of these in the car to munch on when stuck in traffic… It’s like they KNOW me…

 

Lesser Evil Buddha Bowl Foods - Popcorn (Himalayn Pink)
Lesser Evil Buddha Bowl Foods – Popcorn (Himalayan Pink)

 

Lesser Evil Buddha Bowl Foods – Popcorn (Himalayan Pink): another organic product that hits my snacking spot! Unlike other bags of snacks that are about 110 calories this bag is full. Perfect for snacking as you contemplate your life and how you can be a better person or maybe not attack that plate of cookies your coworker brought in even though you are trying to be good… You can forgive her!

They say to “stash this as a healthy alternative for the movies” … Bestowed I can’t… They might catch me and put me in snack jail!!! They do things to you in there… Buttery things….

 

Pacific Natural Foods - Steel Cut Oatmeal
Pacific Natural Foods – Steel Cut Oatmeal

 

Pacific Natural Foods – Steel Cut Oatmeal: At first I thought this was an oatmeal that you drink through a straw. It is not. But wouldn’t that be something?!? I mean I guess you could try, but the logistic s would retire a pretty big straw. Anyway these have all the good stuff in Steel Cut Oats without you having to get up, feed the chickens, and get the fire going underneath the cauldron to cook ’em.

Oh wow you were in a hurry as well this morning? Me? I’m just going to make this healthy oatmeal in about two mins… Enjoy your uh, AM Crunchwrap is it?

 

Stash Tea - Organic Very Berry Tea
Stash Tea – Organic Very Berry Tea

 

Stash Tea – Organic Very Berry Tea: Pretty soon tea weather will be in full swing! I love berry flavor  and I visit Stash often. They have a great tea selection and high quality. This blend is tangy and something you can enjoy before bed and not worry about staying up all night watching infomercials.

Unless you really need that Sham Wow, then you pretty you pretty HAVE to stay up to watch that infomercial!

 

Yummy Health - YummySnack Bar (Peppermint)
Yummy Health – YummySnack Bar (Peppermint)

 

Yummy Health – YummySnack Bar (Peppermint): Minty food to me is awesome any time of year. I just find the flavor refreshing. This bar is about as close to a healthy candy bar I have ever tried and has enough fiber to keep you and an army full. So unlike a candy bar that gives you the highest of highs but the deepest of lows, you can reach for this and cruise all day! Seriously though, these things are SO GOOD!!!

I want to name my future children Peppermint Patty and Spencer Spearamint!

 

Yummy Health - YummySnack Bar (Peppermint)
Yummy Health – YummySnack Bar (Peppermint)

 

They also included a Mrs. Meyer’s Clean Day Dish Soap!!!

 

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Verdict: I am a huge fan of Bestowed! I have really liked food subscriptions because they challenge me to try things I normally would never pick up. Bestowed takes it a step farther because the snacks are thoughtfully curated to be healthy, taste good, and be something you don’t normally have a chance to run across. The shipping was fast and the span on snacks this month hit the yum yum zone!

 

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Disclosure: There are affiliate links in this post as well as yummy snacks! I used a coupon code to buy this box! 

  4 comments for “Bestowed Box Review + Coupon – September 2015

  1. September 24, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    This is a tasty review! I love the names of your future children.

    • September 24, 2015 at 9:19 pm

      Don’t nom your future children no matter what you name them! Except for toeberries totally nomable even Kathy Lee says one of the two thing she bites are babies toes. I forgot the other thing but it definitely was not the doughnut Hoda wanted her to chomp on that elicited what she (Kathy) bites.

      • Subscriptionista
        September 24, 2015 at 10:45 pm

        Thank goodness for Pnut… Otherwise I’d be Nom noms on the un noms! My noms must be directed!!!

  2. Heat7918
    September 25, 2015 at 4:08 am

    I really need to be careful when I read this blog while walking on the treadmill in the mornings or I’m going to bust my butt one day when I fall off from laughing so hard! Between the GlobeIn spoiler 2 comments and this post… I’m lucky to be alive. 😉

    If I’ve ever read a bestowed review before, I don’t remember at all. But they should pay you royalties (or give you free snacks) because I really really want this now!

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