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Subscription: Birchbox Limited Edition: The Smarter Workout – one-time purchase
Cost: $52.00
Note: Shirt sizes S-XL are available.
I, Zelda, have taken over this post. My mommy is muttering about knockoffs, breaking up with sub boxes, and no mint. Mom did not post her review with the knockoff. She’s a good mom. She’s not sharing anything else about that box except it is not on their blog. She’s still upset about it because she spent much time on the review.
Mommy needs to practice her zen look.
Be like me.
She bought this box for T.
I was too busy watching J and T play to help mommy set up the photo shoot.
T doesn’t always play fair.
I did help her with the samples. Here I am meowing my instructions to her.
Humans make everything complicated. Drink out of the puddles or find a local creek. If all else fails, meow at the door. A doorman will open the door allowing you to drink from the cool and refreshing water bowl. Garfield has his own special water fountain.
T worries too much about how he smells. He doesn’t understand that means all us cats have to rub against him more often.
I make sure J always smells like a cat.
Why does T want Mom to buy more face cleanser when he has this cleanser to try?
Mom needs the money to buy more kitten treats. Bramble ate all the treats!
T needs this. There’s no defense to the smell after cross-country practice.
Another cat toy! We cats love earbuds.
How is it any different than the feather toy? Mom can save money by letting us play with earbuds. She keeps telling us no.
Why do humans shave? It causes us to work harder at shedding our cat fur onto you.
T is excited about the wipes. He wants more to keep in his gym bag. It smells better than Axe.
I’m all done! Yay!
I’m off to my next assignment. Maybe I will write the Burke Decor Spa box review. Mom is still muttering about two candles and no mint.
Verdict: T loves anything that mom buys him. He’s always busy with sports and taekwondo. He will use everything.
What do you think of the Birchbox Limited Edition: Smarter Workout? Did you purchase it? Share below and anything else on your mind.
1. Awesome review! Way to go Zelda! 😉 “no defense to the smell after cross-country practice” and earbuds as cat toys – haha!!
2. No mint!? Damn Burke Decor! You should definitely break up with that one.
3. What is this knockoff business? I feel out of the loop!
4. I didn’t get this box but it sounds like a good one for T.
Burke Decor and I broke up last night. 2 candles and a soap 🙁
Spa AND House?
Spa only.
K. I am technically not on home box I cancelled a card and Burke did not remind me to update my credit card. I might forget.
I had a spit up, throw up, and pee on the bed trifecta situation last night so I broke into the Burke Box throw. This morning I looked at the label and it is made in Portugal they are good with linens. I hope the throw doesn’t go on sale soon the sale page is very generous on discounts from the label maker :/
I posted Kloverbox Kids spoilers in last week’s Subless.
Oh no. Is everyone feeling better? I’m tempted to cancel my home box too. I’m mad and not mad at the same time if that makes sense. The products are nice. I want the scents that I signed up to receive. The lack of communication is what upsets me most. They were emailing people about the blanket, but not responding to my request for an update on my spa box.
Off to check spoilers!
Yes the communication went downhill. I sent an quick email while I still remembered to let them know I cancelled my credit card but I wanted them to send an email to notify me to update it in case I forget.
I want to stay because we are probably not getting another notebook, shakers, and oil bottle for awhile. I think they know we adore candles.
Everyone is fine. Wee one spit up. Another one peed on the bed (the only new thing with her since the newborn she was totally fine before) Husband got a boys night out and probably would have no thrown up if it was not for a wee one demanding acknowledgment that she peed on the bed and to put on a pull up.
Great review, Zelda, knock offs and no mint is no good. Sweet smelling teens, are great.
Love the cats! The knockoff should be known because I bet you were not the only one…. reveal please.
Once Sub Bella Gets back on she will answer. I just didn’t want your comment to sit in limbo! 🙂 (first time comments get held back because of spam issues!
It’s not food or makeup.
Zelda shouldn’t be writing at 2 in the morning! I wrote up this great review Thursday morning and got to the last item. I link everything I can find when I write a review in case the readers want to read more about it or check the price. I google the unbranded item and found out it was a knockoff of something else. The sub box did NOT advertise it as the genuine item. I decided to scrap the review. It’s more akin to how some geek boxes send out unlicensed items. I’m not talking about mashups, but completely unlicensed items. In this case, it is not a geek box.
Thanks for the update. Still seems kinda like a grey market item but if a guarantee wasn’t given …