(Adults Only!) Intimate Postal Subscription Review – February 2016

*This is a review for an adult oriented subscription*

Intimate Postal is a subscription that wants to put the bounce back in your step as it spices up your love life! I mean, sure we are all probably *cough* 100% happy *cough* all the time with this private side of our lives… But what is wrong with inviting a little fun into your home every month? Especially when it doesn’t involve trolling the internet on cheesy sites wondering if your neighbor’s might spy a weirdly marked package at your door? Or worse you spend so much time sifting through such things you pick up some computer virus lol

All right now that we have left all those who are clutching their pearls in abject horror behind to darn socks (or whatever it is they do to heal from the shock of an intimate subscription review), grab a glass of wine and let’s have some girl talk! Yay!

First let’s get to know the subscription! Intimate Postal sends various curated items discretely each month. When you sign up you give your size and whether you are male or female. The focus is quality and of course romance. Naughty, but not trashy.

Cost: $40 a month

 

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The box that came looked like any package I would get. As you can see even the wrapping of the box itself is simple and discrete. You won’t find yourself coming home and being given the knowing eye from any of your house guests or mail handler. I mean yeah, I get the knowing eye from all sorts of people but I am pretty weird in person so it is a given fact of life for me…

 

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I love the artwork they use for their branding! I love the whole pin up look even if I look about as much as a pin up as I look like Justin Bieber at this point. Oh well, maybe I will get it together one day. Anyway, the artwork just speaks to the intention of the subscription which I dig.

 

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Rose – Revitalize Massage Kit: I always get a giggle when vibrators are called “personal massagers.” I giggle at a lot of things personally. Still, it does class up the idea, and who knows, maybe you really do have a knot you need to get out! *Takes big sip of wine and nods  knowingly*

There are three attachments that provide various sensations. So you are not stuck with the same boring thing. I mean a girl has got to have her options ammirite?!? The size of the Rose is small enough to hide somewhere when you don’t want it found, and battery operated. Can you imagine that these used to be mostly plug in back in the day? “Hey honey I was thinking we could try something new… now where is that outlet?!?” So having something compact, versatile, and easy to use is like a million times more sexy!

The general look of it doesn’t say mad freaky sex toy, it says cute little wand. Easy to clean, phthalate free, and waterproof mean that you can use it without worry and having those nagging thoughts in the back of your mind. I mean if we all obsess about what is in our eye cream, we are going to be thinking about how safe the toys we use are!

I think the “hugger” attachment should be called “thumper” because it looks like a bunny to me…

 

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Vajazzle – Crystal Tattoos (Heart): Remember when this was a huge deal because of Real Housewives?!? I do! Actually that is where I also found out that “personal massagers” used to plug in back in the day. Wow, Real Housewives gave me more practical knowledge than I had thought!

So you can obviously put this anywhere on your body, like your back or hip if you don’t want to get too wild. However, the name does give you an idea of whereabouts one could place it. *Pours another glass of wine, I drank the first while you blinked*

I mean not that you need any adornment mind you. I know I am not the decorator type so to speak. But I think it is a fun thing, and can be a fun surprise. Even if it is just for a giggle!

Too bad it isn’t a design of french fries, there is nothing sexier to me than french fries… 

 

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Butter-Me – All Natural Happy Ending Bar: Happy ending bar? Is this a dark chocolate truffle? No? We are talking about other stuff right now? Can we talk about chocolate later at least? Yes? Ok.

This bar can be used for any time you may need a little moisture. Safe for intimate areas it is made from cocoa butter and is all natural. Also it is made in the USA! Yay! Basically this bar melts providing the amount you need, and doesn’t leave a greasy icky feeling on your paws like traditional lubricants will.

If someone found this on your nightstand it wouldn’t shame you… why are people looking at your nightstand anyway?

 

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Siiquid Organics – O Gel and Wicked – Aqua (Salted Caramel) Packets: I usually dislike packets but for this type of product it is a great idea so that ladies (and gents of course) can try out something without having a huge bottle of it. You never know what is going to suit your tastes so to speak! *sloshes wine and giggles* I am digging that both of these products are made in the USA, and are cruelty free vegan!

Feel the love!

 

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Yes they even included a little chocolate heart and yes I could barely take a picture of it before I ate it. I can’t help myself!

 

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Verdict: I normally would feel a little weird sharing an adult subscription with readers because it can be uncomfortable for some people. However I am very impressed with Intimate Postal lpackaging, curation, and overall quality, so I felt it would be fun to share! For anyone who is looking for a way to spice up their love life a bit it is a no brainer to let someone else sift through the huge amount of products out there to bring you quality fun. Plus, you don’t have to try to go to a shop that may or may not have quality goods. The convenience and the surprise is definitely something I value!!!

 

 

Disclosure: No affiliate links in this post! I was provided this box for an honest review!

  14 comments for “(Adults Only!) Intimate Postal Subscription Review – February 2016

  1. February 22, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    Wow, this is a pretty classy box!

    My boyfriend and I have joked about plug in vibrators running off of a generator bbBBVVRRREEEEeeeeeerrrrrrr! But I didn’t know they really did plug in at one time. Most of what I know about vibrators came from the tall blonde on Sex in the City.

    • February 22, 2016 at 7:39 pm

      I really think it is. I won’t lie I have been into a few shops in my long life and so I can see the attention to detail here. If I knew girls who were getting married I would get this for sure lol. LOL your generator comment made me laugh so hard. I got some wine in my nose…

      • Sherry
        February 22, 2016 at 8:11 pm

        I wonder if anyone has been electrocuted…..

        • February 22, 2016 at 10:34 pm

          Sherry, I think this is such an a good question. And I dont know the answer, but I feel like, yes…yes someone has been electrocuted. I believe this to be true.

          • Sherry
            February 23, 2016 at 3:15 am

            Hahahahahaha they do have a show on TV (shocker) that’s called sex sent me to the ER…..lol oh the poor doctors…..

          • February 23, 2016 at 5:14 pm

            I am sure they have seen soooo many things!

    • Mailbox Junkie
      February 22, 2016 at 8:55 pm

      Remember the episode where she got her “personal massager” at sharper image and it was an actual personal massager…

      • February 22, 2016 at 10:31 pm

        hahahahahah I literally snort when I remember! How is this not shown in schools?!? hahaha

  2. Sherry
    February 22, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    Sure blame the real housewives…. LOL I will never look at an emoji the same again….

    • February 22, 2016 at 10:49 pm

      hahaha yeah…. it was…. the Real Housewives who made me do it…yeah. That’s the ticket!

  3. Mailbox Junkie
    February 22, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    I am pretty impressed at the diversity and quality of stuff they sent! I think lube in a single serving is a great idea too!

    • February 22, 2016 at 10:31 pm

      Right? Like, you could even take this on a sexxxy vacation! (I need to try to talk my way into a lavish sexy vacation…)

  4. February 22, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    I keep misreading “flicker” on your personal massager…

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