Juneberry Subscription Review + Coupon – February/March 2016

Juneberry Box is a subscription that will call you a “Junebug” and you will be totally OK with it. They send out boxes every other month and include many full size items. It is a more lifestyle type of box but I doubt you will end up with tea towels… or will you? *shrug*

Cost: $28.50 CAD or lower depending on the subscription length.

Use coupon code: AF005XJBP for 5% off!

 

Juneberry box review

 

Juneberry box review

 

The theme this time around was “Love Yourself” and “Indulgence.” I am all about that! I always say that if everyone should really take time out to fully indulge themselves. I think it makes a person more able to indulge others in the long run. Or maybe I am super self centered. Ohhh… maybe both! Slam Dunk!

 

Juneberry box review

 

Ten More Minutes Please (Headwrap): I bought one of these a couple years ago because they make drying hair faster. Plus they help in that they don’t make your hair break as much as a regular towel. Anyone who knows me know that my hair is like a bed of straw. So yeah, to me it is a good idea.

Putting this on makes me feel like a lady from the 30’s. I want to shout at some man and throw and expensive vase across the room while holding a martini swishing in one hand.

“Swine! You Swine!!!! *gulp* I can’t believe I left the boudoir for this..this, drivel! Call my chauffeur! Call my furrier! I will make a splash and show you all!!!!” +sloshes drink to and fro with lipstick rubbed about my face+

 

Juneberry box review

 

Uprooted Skincare – Raw Cacao + Lavender Face Mask: Made with yummy things that I could easily get someone to eat, this is a natural mask that will gently exfoliate the skin. I think this works really well with the theme if not making me want to eat a bunch of chocolate…

Don’t leave this where you keep the drink mixes!

 

Juneberry box review

 

Juneberry box review

 

Juneberry box review

 

DIY Mystery Love: The idea of something being a “DIY Mystery Love” makes me laugh pretty hard. I mean I would love to give myself time to do something DIY, but … I dunno. I also only was given this box which is a nice box to do something with. But, I was given no other materials or info on how to complete a “project.”

Who knows… if I don’t get to it, maybe I can trick Onderria and her Kitty Con Cutie Bella to do a project once they have a little time! 

 

Juneberry box review

 

Juneberry box review

 

Chocolate: There are all sorts of chocolate here. I am somewhat weird about what I will eat sober (ha!) and so am not sure if I will eat this. I don’t think Pnut will want it as she does like to know ingredients. So I am not saying I won’t eat this, but I am not saying I popped it in my gob right away.

Yes, rumors are true, I like to have a lot of cat hair in all of my chocolate! 

 

Juneberry box review

 

Juneberry box review

 

Indulgent Essentials: I wouldn’t say that a necklace is an “indulgent essential.” However each stone is supposed to represent 3 indulgent essentials: De-stress, unwind, and rejuvenate. I like how they tried to spin this. But I remain unconvinced. I like the necklace but I don’t attach value or symbolism to things just because it is told to me. Also, this is not made of anything that won’t turn colors or whatever.

My 3 indulgent essentials? I am glad you asked! They are: Wine, Wine, and Wine. 

 

Juneberry box review

 

Verdict: Juneberry Box usually sends out the fun in spades. I liked the box, but was a little let down in some aspect in regard to items fitting with the theme. It could have been three solid products and I would be happy. I might just be a little picky but some of the products did not fit the theme to me!

 

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Disclosure: The coupon is a referral code and I paid for this box!

 

  3 comments for “Juneberry Subscription Review + Coupon – February/March 2016

  1. March 9, 2016 at 7:37 am

    I heart the necklace! But who doesn’t love the bling. I think that was the best item in the box.

    The chocolate looks Red40 which is somewhat edible but looks better in packaging since the only thing predominenlty Red40 worthy is Swedish Fish because they make them nommy. Thanks for thinking of me though you know I like the good noms. Oh the other two items looked like lipbalms! Hmmm lipbalms aren’t a nom.

    • March 9, 2016 at 6:16 pm

      Lol if I don’t somehow lose the necklace I will put it in my next package! 😉

      • March 9, 2016 at 6:54 pm

        Aw thanks xoxoxo!

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