*This is a review for an adult oriented subscription*
Intimate Postal is a subscription that wants to put the bounce back in your step as it spices up your love life! I mean, sure we are all probably *cough* 100% happy *cough* all the time with this private side of our lives… But what is wrong with inviting a little fun into your home every month? Especially when it doesn’t involve trolling the internet on cheesy sites wondering if your neighbor’s might spy a weirdly marked package at your door? Or worse you spend so much time sifting through such things you pick up some computer virus lol
All right now that we have left all those who are clutching their pearls in abject horror behind to darn socks (or whatever it is they do to heal from the shock of an intimate subscription review), grab a glass of wine and let’s have some girl talk! Yay!
First let’s get to know the subscription! Intimate Postal sends various curated items discretely each month. When you sign up you give your size and whether you are male or female. The focus is quality and of course romance. Naughty, but not trashy.
Cost: $40 a month
I like to open my package by myself and then *ahem* unveil them later. However, if you have a spicy significant other this might be fun to open together!!! Yes, those are carrot cake Hershey Kisses! I never knew they had them! (They are in a better place now…)
This months theme? “Spring Into Sexy!”
I have to say, I love the style of art! Sexy, fun, flirty, but never “leave money on the counter” type of lurid…
Je t’aime Cinq – 5 function Petit Vibrator: Well, well, well, lookie what we have here! A vibrator that actually calls itself as such! The packaging on this is so cute and nonthreatening that I could almost see me giving this to you as a birthday gift as your jealous friends look on and wonder who I am…
Designed in Paris, and sadly a product line we will probably not see in our next Oui Please boxes, this little thing packs a punch. I took it out to see what the five different setting were and one of them almost made it fly out of my hands! This probably has more moves then a lot of our ex boyfriends (anyone confirm?)!
I like how the batteries are included. Intimate Postal is not playing around with romance! Nothing says killing the mood like “Crap! I need to find batteries!!! Ya think the remote ones will work? No? Why not? OMG we will put them back! SHEESH!!”
I am liking that is doesn’t look to out of place tucked in a drawer or on my mantle. Obviously, I will want to show it off for any dignitaries that stop by… Or true story the building manager… because he came over to change a light bulb that is super high up in my kitchen while I had this out to take pics!
I didn’t really think anything of it… but if he did see it then he now knows I have nice things.
Boobs-a-licious – Strawberry Blast: This lubricant is not just a tingly treat for your boobies! It can be used anywhere. It is free of color and not tested on animals. So go ahead and get those boobies all strawberry blasted up! Take a selfie! Don’t accidentally send it to your boss though… they tend to look down on that sort of thing…I am told…
I wonder if I can use it in space?
Sensuva – Erosense Thike & Sliquid Organics – Botanically Infused Natural Lubricating Gel: I love how I usually don’t get excited about foil samples yet, in this case I am really glad to have a chance to try different products out. Also great for travel when you go on a romantic vacation but want to do a carry on… Trust that no one will be looking at your little packets but WILL notice anything ummm larger.
Now I need to plan a vacation of romance!
Verdict: Again I am legitimately impressed with what Intimate Postal is doing. They sent me quality products that I wouldn’t have been able to get my paws on otherwise and saved me from anyone knowing my business. I mean yeah, I told all of you but shhhhh… I am so glad that they keep sending lubrication that are natural, and cruelty free. I feel better about using products that are natural! I cannot stress how fun it is to see what mystery is inside. I’m hoping next month will change it up a bit more or else I’m going to run out of places to hide stuff. The packaging and extra little sweet treats make me feel like this is was picked out just for me!
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Disclosure: No affiliate links in this post! I was provided this box for an honest review!
I’ll admit it….I have the humor of a 16 year old. I giggled all the way through this. Then I showed it to my hubby. Yes, we are intrigued;) I am trying to cut back on sub boxes. You are not helping me! Lol
Just get creative and put this under the household budget and not the sub box budget…. since it benefits the whole household….hehehe
And just like that…BAM! Perfect solution. Or justification. Whatever, it works for me!
Yep, I am always here to dispense justifications!!
I feel like I do SUCH a good job of talking myself into things… Like “oh well this is actually a GOOD idea because whatever you want it just do it do it do it!!!!”
Yeah like I can eat most of the stuff so ummm snack budget?!?
I am glad we vibe on the same humor level!!!!! This is a spicy fun subscription that takes any of the worry or guess work out of trying to buy anything spicy. I could put referral links in or whatever but choose not to because I believe in a nice subscription doing the whole adult thang!
You should have told your building manager that its your trophy for getting so many subscription boxes. The post brings out the lilac tones of your trophy. It’s nice that your trophy has more than one purpose. I will stop now.
BOOBSALICIOUS!!! Bahahahahaha!
I feel bad because my place looks like hoarders. I actually tried to clean up boxes before he came in. But whoopsie forgot to grab the vibrator and lube… hahaha Boobies!!!
I laughed throughout the review. It really does look so innocent.
Right?!? It is so weirdly not bad looking!!!