Sunday Morning Coffee Talk-Summer predictions

According to the Gap-Summer starts on June 1st. I walked by their store yesterday and they had signs everywhere counting it down. Alright so since the Gap reminded me that summer is coming and not the increasing heat, let us make predictions of what will be showing up in boxes coming near you

MJ predictions:

  1. Bronzer-
    Let’s take a poll of who actually uses bronzer?! Comment below and come to Bronzer defense. Otherwise raise your pitchforks with me and say “No more bronzer!”

Personally I want Golder…..You know that powder that makes you like like a Bond Girl from Goldfinger

  1. Denim Patches…..
    Yes you read that correctly. Look watch I found on Glamour.com as a summer trend you absolutely must have. I mean they will fit in a sub box.patches
  2. Hot Swap Item: The Circular towel from the Happy Rebel box (even though the angry Villagers were huffy that it wasn’t made by The Beach People)
  3. PSMH Summer LE will be amazing. For some reason i think they are better in the summer.
  4. Also Check out another Summer trend from Glamour….

summer trends 1

NO that is not someone bringing you your mail….it is a trend called logo tee…This shirt was on a runway and post runway this shirt sold out…..uh huh

I am imagining this guy walking down the street getting mobbed by sub box villagers because they think he has their mail….. 

Subscriptionista Predictions:

  1. I think there will be designer organic Sand kits to DIY your own beach
  2. I foresee ocean scented everything but suspiciously none will smell of seagulls and BO. I will wonder not for the first time why I haven’t been to an ocean that smells like any of the products…
  3. Pedicure stuff since its time to dust off our toes
  4. I predict candles and something tells me we will see more kitchen towels as they are the new scarf.
  5. Goats will be making a bigger power grab. Goat milk taffy will be THE thing.
  6. Someone is going to get mad at Glossybox for something

Onderria’s Predictions:

  1. chocolate, with complete disregard about incoming summer heat, and like Marie’s choco bar they will all come half melted.
  2. floral lotions that make you wonder if you ordered the “mature woman from the roaring 20s” box.
  3. Wooly Willy-esque crafting solutions to upcycle the winter coats ladies have been shearing off.

Pnut Predictions:

  1. I am also noticing tons of face mists. Which works out because I love face mists.
  2. Round beach towels could be the next turkish towels!
  3. Maybe more floppy beach hats they appear every now and then.
  4. And bug repellant you don’t know how tempting it was for me not to get Goodbeing just for that freebie.

 

Weigh In!! What are your thoughts/predictions?! We know sub box makers read this so give them some ideas!!

  22 comments for “Sunday Morning Coffee Talk-Summer predictions

  1. Niblet
    May 22, 2016 at 4:17 am

    After reading your great post, I guess that someone will release a summer LE box with a super high value. The box will include a $350 logo tee, an organic build your own beach kit, some melted chocolate, a round towel, demin patches & as a bonus for ordering early, a roaring 20s honeysuckle lotion. It will have a projected retail value of over $500.
    You people are so funny!

    • May 22, 2016 at 10:14 am

      Lol it’s just so funny how these trends pop up!

    • May 22, 2016 at 10:25 am

      Hey what the people want…..Also that box will have no spoiler but will sell out in minutes..

  2. Glam Gal
    May 22, 2016 at 6:00 am

    Denim patches-no. Just no. (Shuddering……..)

    Logo tees are no big deal. Who knew that the state of Idaho was already ahead of the fashion curve?

    • May 22, 2016 at 10:16 am

      Lol I am going to wear a zillion patches to annoy friends and family!

    • May 22, 2016 at 10:25 am

      I know..When did logo tees ever go out for them to come back in?!

  3. CeciliaA
    May 22, 2016 at 10:41 am

    Denim patches? Really?

    I use bronzing powder most days. I am insanely pale (there are ghosts with more melanin) and have never been tan in my life. I skipped the bronzing powder one day at work and half of my coworkers asked if I needed to go home because I looked sick. That said, I have one that I like from Jane Iredale and that’s it. The others that I have tried make me look like an oompa-loompa.

    • May 22, 2016 at 10:49 am

      That settles it. I am thinking a guest post to teach us to use it…

  4. Laura
    May 22, 2016 at 10:46 am

    I’ve already seen a lot of bronzers and sea salt sprays in current subscriptions so I guess the trend will continue.
    : (
    https://www.bratbox.co/
    There’s already a patch subscription box service in case you don’t want to wait for it to appear elsewhere 😉

    • May 22, 2016 at 10:52 am

      …jaw drops….Subscriptionista must review this box. It is an absolute must. Oh I forgot the sea salt spray! I think I may have to do a post on what actual beach hair looks like…wild fly aways…snarls of knots

      • May 30, 2016 at 9:48 pm

        Hey there. Brock from BratBox.Co . If you want to chat about what we’re doing I’d love to join in on the conversation. The pin and patch community is totally amazing. As much pins and patches are a hot trend right now it’s also a pretty awesome movement for independent artists. Tattoo artists, illustrators, cartoonist and all sorts of designer have started using pins and patches as a medium to get their work in the hands of a broader audience…So not only does this flair make you look pretty awesome but you can feel good because you’re supporting independent arts. Check out #pingame or #patchgame on Instagram to get a feel for the community.

        • May 30, 2016 at 10:31 pm

          Hi Brock! Thanks for reading our blog! You are absolutely correct that patches and pins are a perfect way to get art out in the world. I have a nickel sized pin that is 11 years old that I kept from a Surfrider foundation project. It will always be a treasure. I am going to have to check out these patches though!!

        • May 30, 2016 at 11:20 pm

          Brock if you’d like any of us to join the conversation or weight in/take a look at your product feel free to email me at subscriptionista@gmail.com where we can review and show what you have to offer. Pins, patches, and art aren’t anything we can’t handle here I assure you! 🙂 A soft look at the blog can fill you in on our style and authenticity. We keep it quirky, and fun whenever we can, and honestly? We always call it like we see it. Look forward to hearing from you!!! 🙂 🙂

    • CeciliaA
      May 22, 2016 at 10:56 am

      At least there’s one box I won’t be tempted to sub. I had no idea that patches were a current thing.

      • May 22, 2016 at 4:13 pm

        Oh no… No patches … *coughs up hair ball*

    • May 30, 2016 at 9:50 pm

      Thanks, Laura ; ) Brock from Brat Box here.

  5. Erin
    May 22, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    Haha these predictions are spot on! Don’t forget the tassels for your logo tees and patches…everything must have tassels now!

    Also, when will subscription box companies think about the beloved pets? My kitties deserve beachy waves too! I demand sea salt spray specifically balanced for my kitties’ fur, so they can look glamorous coughing up hairballs, and I can huff only the most stylish of catfur.

    • May 22, 2016 at 12:30 pm

      Seriously we need to start our own subscriptionista box. cat fur sea salt spray. makes me think of the scene in 101 dalmations where the owners and pets all look alike

    • May 22, 2016 at 2:56 pm

      Hehe, Erin I think my kitty would look lovely with cat-approved sea salt spray and dry shampoo. I can’t use it, so I might as well make her gorgeous!

  6. May 23, 2016 at 4:45 am

    I don’t use bronzer, but I want to start using a highlighter of some sort. Like Becca.

    If you want gold, try MUFE’s metal powder. I know Laura Geller has a pressed gold highlighter thingy powder, and I remember Chanel did something gold powder for the face but it might have been years ago.

  7. Dayle
    May 31, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    OMG! Really did you see the PSMH Summer spoiler? Round towel! Shut up you (MJ AND PNut!) are psychic! Please give me the winning Powerball numbers now!

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