Want! But Don’t Need…: Giant Pool Floats

“Want! But Don’t Need” is a series where I share stupid stuff I TOTALLY want to spend my money on but after posting about it probably wont. I SO wish I was born rich where stupid stuff I want wasn’t an issue but alas, I am only a worker in an army of workers. Lotto numbers will come up some day, I assume. Until then, I shall share and laugh and all the stupid crap I want to buy.

Really, it is a bit like therapy for me to just sort of share with you all this stuff because it somehow takes away the big feelings of desire that stem from my weakness for shopping!

I don’t even know how I came across these on Amazon. I seriously have no idea. I was probably about wrist deep in brie cheese and a bottle of wine… feeling sort of summery and let’s face it, amazing. Thinking to myself “How can I be the MOST annoying person in the pool this summer?!?”

 

Cue these ridiculously awesome/not awesome giant pool floats!

 

Pegasus pool float

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Pegasus Pool Float:  ($79.99) First and foremost, how awesome is a sexy lady on a huge pool float? I mean wow! She is already attention getting but then she hops on this flying yet somehow floating Greek God and is somehow elevated to the likes of which most pools have never seen!

Having a pool float Pegasus is actually strangely appropriate for the water.  While this creature is comfortable on land and in the air, he has more to do with water than one would think. He was sired by Poseidon the God of the Sea!

I am going to let that sink in a bit… Yes. Yes Dear Reader… Pegasus was sired by Poseidon. I swear by the price the sellers must know all about the awesome they are selling!

I feel like I could totally lounge on this in a pool. Kids would try to use it and I would tell them sort of slurring from my ample servings of mimosas/sangria that “Pegasus (son of Poseidon)” was not “tame” and *hiccup* would surely “bite their baby carrot like fingers clean off.” So,” it would be best to just let me float unfettered in the pool with my very not tan belly pointed toward to sun.”

After all the Day Drinking Gods demand it as tribute.

It all makes sense and honestly, should be in every single pool

 

What do you want but don’t need? Email me at subscriptionista@gmail.com

Tell me what it is, why you want it but don’t need it, the link to where to buy, and pics! Lets all window shop while we wait for our boxes to arrive!

 

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  25 comments for “Want! But Don’t Need…: Giant Pool Floats

  1. sdbear
    May 18, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    Wow!
    The last thing I expected when starting this post was that I would learn something. But now I know Pegasus was sired by Poseidon. The things they don’t teach you in school!
    I love the confusing dimensions in cm.
    I want to get this one and challenge you to a pool joust! For the honor of Athena and the last pour of champagne, Charge!
    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BtXqzf-ZL.jpg

    • May 18, 2016 at 10:29 pm

      Ah, I see this may become an epic Greek battle!!!!

      Unless I get all your champ first! 😉

  2. May 18, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    Eight solid five star reviews! Heh I can pick one of the hundred items in my Amazon “Save for Later”/Lazy Price Stalking but I think the rainbow unicorn as one of the other items customers buy instead is calling my name. But alas its not on sale so I may need to settle for the #1 Best Seller “Stop Looking At Me” Swan. I added the Adam Sandler quote for marketing purposes.

    • May 19, 2016 at 5:22 am

      Lol Adam Sandler! I can hear it in my head hahah

      We could rule the pool!

    • LC
      May 19, 2016 at 5:29 am

      One of my favorite movie quotes! Lol

  3. Elizabeth
    May 19, 2016 at 4:23 am

    Oh no! I don’t see a cup holder! Not that my wine goblet would stay in there for very long, but where would one rest her beverage?

    • May 19, 2016 at 5:21 am

      Hmmmm that is something I didn’t think of because I’m my imagination I just had something resting on my belly like a contented otter….

      I guess if I was to get this I’d also have to get the floating cooler with cup holders… I’d tether it to the horse …

  4. LC
    May 19, 2016 at 5:38 am

    Whatever you do….don’t look at thisiswhyimbroke.com. I’m not sure if there’s anything that CAN’T be found there. (I think it links to whatever website is out there that has each product.) You’re welcome/I’m sorry.

    • May 19, 2016 at 11:51 am

      Pizza cones = mind blown

  5. Sherry
    May 19, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    http://seabreacher.com here we go…

  6. Sherry
    May 19, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    * The dolphin power boat

  7. Laura
    May 20, 2016 at 9:17 am

    Im just gonna say it, the new CFDA popsugar box.

    • May 20, 2016 at 9:59 am

      Very mixed reactions of this box! Tell me some of the stuff you want from it! I personally would like the sunnies but then I’m a sunglasses whore. That is, if sunglasses whore was actually a thing…

      • Heat7918
        May 20, 2016 at 10:46 am

        Oh yes, it’s a thing… my BFF was a sunglass whore for a couple of years! I think she had at least 40 pair.

      • Laura
        May 20, 2016 at 12:24 pm

        I want the perfumes, I want the sunnies, I like that the bag is leather and they haven’t referred to it as a clutch! lol I actually like the coverup too, it reminds me of the thin towels they keep sending in other boxes that I try to use as a scarf instead because hello I want a thick fluffy towel after bathing :/ But I keep checking the prices and trying to validate spending that much money on something I DO NOT need. BTW I did order the Popsugar special edition summer box, love them.

  8. Heat7918
    May 20, 2016 at 10:53 am

    I’d say 90% of the things I want, I don’t need! The May BeautyFix is one. More dresses, handbags, jewelry and shoes! A Roomba, a cleaning lady, a chauffeur, a personal chef, a personal trainer, an Audi… I really need to win the lottery. 🙂

    • Laura
      May 20, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      oh no, you really do need a Roomba, I asked my hubby for xmas and he got me one! its fab. I have 2 small dogs and 4 cats and that thing picks up so much hair, even right after I clean the house and vacuum with my dyson!

      • Elizabeth
        May 20, 2016 at 12:40 pm

        Oooooh, I so want a Roomba. Good to know that it works so well! Going on my wish list!

    • May 23, 2016 at 6:58 pm

      I feel like we all need a personal chef… its just right

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