Tinfoil Hat Series: Randomly and Co.

Rarely a company’s name does not apply itself.

Yes ladies, I am talking about Quarterly.

AKA Randomly, they take their sweet time before sending a box out and say “it was worth the wait!”

 

Little Lamb is hiding in his tinfoil proof home.
Little Lamb is hiding in his tinfoil proof home.

I think there is a conspiracy because everything was ok with Quarterly until Nina. Then a box here was a week or two late no biggie. Then Nina was delayed month. After month. And now most of the boxes at Quarterly are now random.

Also, curators were dropping like flies. Then new ones came in and then out.

Then after a hair heavy box curator drops out, Nina’s theme is all about hair. Again after some travel curators drop out, Nina’s theme is all about travel.

Last year, I had 5 subscriptions to Quarterly. Now I buy from The Best of Quarterly. Only Quarterly could do something as ironic like calling their leftovers “Best Of.”

I just want my Nina. It’s been almost a year (that is 4 quarters Quarterly). Please ship soon. Love, Pnut

 

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  13 comments for “Tinfoil Hat Series: Randomly and Co.

  1. October 7, 2015 at 8:58 pm

    Poor Little Lamb. I wonder how many boxes will ship by years end?

  2. Artemis
    October 8, 2015 at 4:51 am

    It’s been a year since the last Nina box?! Sheesh!

    • Subscriptionista
      October 8, 2015 at 8:30 am

      That is hard to fathom right?!?

  3. Kelly
    October 8, 2015 at 6:07 am

    I bailed on Quarterly, you are more patient than me.

    • Subscriptionista
      October 8, 2015 at 8:29 am

      It is weird how they take forever to ship anything. I mean, their WHOLE name is based on a set time lol

    • October 8, 2015 at 5:43 pm

      I get suckered in by the value of Nina’s boxes.
      I realized now that my last box was the winter and the value was good but not as awesome as before. I left out the hair box inadvertently because I did not think it counted it was probably Eva’s box in Pnut’s eyes. My apologies to Randomly as Nina is probably two quarters late instead of four.

  4. Kelly
    October 8, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    The randomly half off sale is the island of misfit boxes.
    I caved, got the luxor limited edition December box.

    • October 8, 2015 at 5:45 pm

      The spoilers looks tempting you know I love pouches. Which one did you get?

      • Kelly
        October 8, 2015 at 7:37 pm

        I got the silver clutch, it spoke to me, said get out my the credit card, you have poor impulse control.

        • Heat7918
          October 8, 2015 at 7:52 pm

          Haha! The black clutch spoke to me… Luckily it said: “I’m sold out so save your damn money before you go broke.” Phew! That was a close call.

  5. Jen
    October 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm

    Where did you get that adorable cat house??

    • October 9, 2015 at 1:24 am

      Little Lamb says that it was from Target in the pet aisle. It came packed flat but her 7 year old human assembled it for her.

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