**Announcement**
Subscriptionista.com is FINALLY getting into the box game! After standing back for so long the ladies have decided to bring you the BEST subscription box that you could EVER subscribe too…like seriously, ever! I am not just saying this to sell it to you either, or maybe I am. Who cares? It is new and it is awesome!
We have worked super hard these past few months to offer you the most wonderful lifestyle items that ever could be held in a box. Obviously this meant we would have to make a deal with the Goat Syndicate to ensure our products would be sent on time, not have bite marks on them, and also be free of any weapons of mass destruction.
If you are unaware of the Goat Syndicate don’t be worried. You found the ONE blog that knows about the the dark seedy underbelly of the subscription box world. A world currently run by the Goat Syndicate, who keeps other groups who are looking for power over what we get each month firmly under hoof.
To see the review where we broke the story click here!
Negotiations were tough…
Obviously if you are going to deal with the Goat Syndicate you have to pay tribute to their subscription box greatness. As the founder I showed up and gave them what they wanted…
We. Care. About. You.
For a lifestyle subscription such as ours we had to really make sure that we kept on the cutting edge of everything “style” and “life.” This means we have been through warehouse after warehouse of items like scarves, coasters, and black eyeliner. We have left NOTHING to chance!
We have left EVERYTHING to it!
Spoilers and Sign Ups Will Be Released Today!!! Stay Tuned!!!
April fools ??
That’s what I was thinking too. lol
i hope its not april fools! Love you ladies and the fun reviews, would be interesting to see what a box of yours would contain!
Well the spoiler is up… LOL 😉
Oh is that today?…..
Hahahahaha warehouses of scarves, coasters and black eye liner! This is too funny!
Awww, thanks for reading! Hopefully the spoiler gets you to sign up…
Vote Subscriptionista 2016! Oh wait, what are we talking about again?
LOL! I think this box will totalllllly win for the year…
Love it. We can all slather ourselves with goat milk moisturizer, black eyeliner and drink tea while tying our scarves. All Hail the Goats!
Yes!!! They rule the world!!!
I want a baby goat please.
Awwww I want them too!!!!
Just remember to leave airholes for the goats!
They said the only fly with a seat. Shipping is gonna cost a lot especially if they eat and drink on the plane…
LOL… It’s OK they are worth it
I agree. I mean I thought them wanting to upgrade to an exit row was a little too grabby but they wouldn’t be the boss if they didn’t demand things
If I am allergic to cats, can I get a substitute of goat hair?? Or must I deal with the swap boards drama whilst sneezing my brains out? My FOMO is terribly high.
We do substitutions and can get you the goat hair… but we will require that you give us a great review on cratejoy. We will also refer to you by name in emails like “We hope all of you are enjoying your expensive and lush cat fur (except Susie who was sent goat hair)…”
Then it’s a no brainier! Sign me up for a year.
We reserve the right to auto-bill you at your one year date regardless of how many boxes we have sent you. 🙂 🙂
Yeah… Like we with auto-bill you whenever we like feel we should have some more of your money…
Y’all don’t scare me. I subscribed to Quarterly and Oui Please at one time! 😉
Ha! You are a WARRIOR!!! I sooooo wonder when we will get the next box. I can’t believe they let people not auto renew after charging me $45. I am so bitter I couldn’t review the last box even though I took great pics and all that. I will do my best for the next and my final box. They WERE my fav box to review and I would put a ton of time into them to make them interesting (at least to me)
#respect!
We also have a clause in our terms and conditions that we allows us to keep your credit card on file and charge it at any time. And should you try to report us to your credit card company, we will send a herd of german eyeliners to your home.
This is a fact as we are passions mall buisness owners and what not