“Want! But Don’t Need” is a series where I share stupid stuff I TOTALLY want to spend my money on but after posting about it probably wont. I SO wish I was born rich where stupid stuff I want wasn’t an issue but alas, I am only a worker in an army of workers. Lotto numbers will come up some day, I assume. Until then, I shall share and laugh and all the stupid crap I want to buy.
Really, it is a bit like therapy for me to just sort of share with you all this stuff because it somehow takes away the big feelings of desire that stem from my weakness for shopping!
I don’t even know how I came across these on Amazon. I seriously have no idea. I was probably about wrist deep in brie cheese and a bottle of wine… feeling sort of summery and let’s face it, amazing. Thinking to myself “How can I be the MOST annoying person in the pool this summer?!?”
Cue these ridiculously awesome/not awesome giant pool floats!
Pegasus Pool Float: ($79.99) First and foremost, how awesome is a sexy lady on a huge pool float? I mean wow! She is already attention getting but then she hops on this flying yet somehow floating Greek God and is somehow elevated to the likes of which most pools have never seen!
Having a pool float Pegasus is actually strangely appropriate for the water. While this creature is comfortable on land and in the air, he has more to do with water than one would think. He was sired by Poseidon the God of the Sea!
I am going to let that sink in a bit… Yes. Yes Dear Reader… Pegasus was sired by Poseidon. I swear by the price the sellers must know all about the awesome they are selling!
I feel like I could totally lounge on this in a pool. Kids would try to use it and I would tell them sort of slurring from my ample servings of mimosas/sangria that “Pegasus (son of Poseidon)” was not “tame” and *hiccup* would surely “bite their baby carrot like fingers clean off.” So,” it would be best to just let me float unfettered in the pool with my very not tan belly pointed toward to sun.”
After all the Day Drinking Gods demand it as tribute.
It all makes sense and honestly, should be in every single pool
What do you want but don’t need? Email me at subscriptionista@gmail.com
Tell me what it is, why you want it but don’t need it, the link to where to buy, and pics! Lets all window shop while we wait for our boxes to arrive!
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Wow!
The last thing I expected when starting this post was that I would learn something. But now I know Pegasus was sired by Poseidon. The things they don’t teach you in school!
I love the confusing dimensions in cm.
I want to get this one and challenge you to a pool joust! For the honor of Athena and the last pour of champagne, Charge!
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BtXqzf-ZL.jpg
Ah, I see this may become an epic Greek battle!!!!
Unless I get all your champ first! 😉
Eight solid five star reviews! Heh I can pick one of the hundred items in my Amazon “Save for Later”/Lazy Price Stalking but I think the rainbow unicorn as one of the other items customers buy instead is calling my name. But alas its not on sale so I may need to settle for the #1 Best Seller “Stop Looking At Me” Swan. I added the Adam Sandler quote for marketing purposes.
Lol Adam Sandler! I can hear it in my head hahah
We could rule the pool!
One of my favorite movie quotes! Lol
Oh no! I don’t see a cup holder! Not that my wine goblet would stay in there for very long, but where would one rest her beverage?
Hmmmm that is something I didn’t think of because I’m my imagination I just had something resting on my belly like a contented otter….
I guess if I was to get this I’d also have to get the floating cooler with cup holders… I’d tether it to the horse …
Whatever you do….don’t look at thisiswhyimbroke.com. I’m not sure if there’s anything that CAN’T be found there. (I think it links to whatever website is out there that has each product.) You’re welcome/I’m sorry.
Pizza cones = mind blown
Problem solved: https://thingd-media-ec3.thefancy.com/default/283858439_8e1ff9159a31.jpg
Lol
This should be my work wear!
http://seabreacher.com here we go…
I want this too!
* The dolphin power boat
Im just gonna say it, the new CFDA popsugar box.
Very mixed reactions of this box! Tell me some of the stuff you want from it! I personally would like the sunnies but then I’m a sunglasses whore. That is, if sunglasses whore was actually a thing…
Oh yes, it’s a thing… my BFF was a sunglass whore for a couple of years! I think she had at least 40 pair.
I guess I am not a top whore but aspiring
I want the perfumes, I want the sunnies, I like that the bag is leather and they haven’t referred to it as a clutch! lol I actually like the coverup too, it reminds me of the thin towels they keep sending in other boxes that I try to use as a scarf instead because hello I want a thick fluffy towel after bathing :/ But I keep checking the prices and trying to validate spending that much money on something I DO NOT need. BTW I did order the Popsugar special edition summer box, love them.
I’d say 90% of the things I want, I don’t need! The May BeautyFix is one. More dresses, handbags, jewelry and shoes! A Roomba, a cleaning lady, a chauffeur, a personal chef, a personal trainer, an Audi… I really need to win the lottery. 🙂
oh no, you really do need a Roomba, I asked my hubby for xmas and he got me one! its fab. I have 2 small dogs and 4 cats and that thing picks up so much hair, even right after I clean the house and vacuum with my dyson!
Oooooh, I so want a Roomba. Good to know that it works so well! Going on my wish list!
Now I want one… I worry about the cat
I feel like we all need a personal chef… its just right